25 Funny one-liners!
We have chosen 25 funniest one liners for you. Using them is at your discretion.
- I would slap you but that would be animal abuse
- I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than you.
- Don’t let your mind wander, it is far too small to be out by itself.
- So you have changed your mind? Does this work any better?
- I am busy now, can I ignore you another time?
- I may be fat but you are ugly and at least I can lose weight.
- Your birth certificate is an apology letter to your parents from the hospital.
- Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives there. You should go get one.
- Keep talking someday you might say something intelligent.
- Person insulting you said Fail
You: We did not ask for your life story thanks.
- Wife: “I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?” Husband: “You have perfect eyesight.”
- Don’t you love nature, despite what it did to you?
- If I had a face like yours, I’d sue my parents.
- If I wanted to kill myself I’d climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
- So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
- Support bacteria – they’re the only culture some people have.
- We all sprang from apes, but you didn’t spring far enough
- I love what you’ve done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that?
- How come “you’re a peach” is a complement but “you’re bananas” is an insult? Why are we allowing fruit discrimination to tear society apart?
- If bullshit could float…you’d be the Admiral of the fleet!
- You’re IQ’s lower than your shoe size
- You are living proof that manure can sprout legs and walk.
- What would you call a woman who goes out with You? Desperate!
- You and your pictures have something in common. I want to hang you.